Reasons For Uncharacteristically Cheery Smile As I Sit Alone Writing A 2-Day-Late Paper On The Historical Memory of Sephardic Jews:

1. I was randomly chosen to win the Brit Box set because I showed my most pretentious colors by filling out the P4K Reader Survey. I like to think it was less "randomly chosen" and more "writer of sassy, eccentric answers," but that is called a pipe dream.
The Moldy Peaches - Lucky Number Nine

2. I found out that someone who's intrigued me for over a year is intrigued by me in turn. But now what? Can you quietly approach someone walking across campus one afternoon and whisper "be mine"? No. You cannot. That is called a stalker.
The White Stripes - We're Going To Be Friends

3. I learned how to play one of the most mind-numbingly gorgeous and heartbreaking songs to ever coat my ears on the guitar. I've played it over 30 times today and I think my housemates are plotting. That is called musical mutiny.
Nico - These Days

4. I finally made a shining blog that no one will read. But that is called Grace's Dream.
Shellito - Happy